July 17, 2008

Italian Spiderman Movie - Episode 9

LA BATTAGLIA FINALE COMINCIA!

Bernardi is DEAD! Maximum has the ASTEROID! Now they are OUTSIDE! All sorts of intense things are occurring now folks. When you strike down a man's personal professor, you better be ready for that man to go 8 shades of crazy and proceed to rip you and everyone you know into tiny pieces to place in a small glass bowl in his bathroom. A Vendetta Potpourri if you will. If that man is an Italian SPIDERman, you'll be lucky to even end up in a bowl. Maximum, you are going down. Supposedly.

ITALIAN SPIDERMAN EPISODE 9


Cliffhangers are the only remaining bastion of childlike excitement. Remember when you were 6 and couldn't sleep the night before christmas, or your birthday, or your bar mitzva? You won't find that level of nervous anticipation anywhere else in your adult life than right here people, right now. Will Italian Spiderman be able to overcome a Landrover-load of henchgoons? Sure, probably - he's already taken down that many guys on a number of occasions - but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Santa may throw a complete curve ball and not bring any toys at all. What if Santa only brings the pain?
Don't worry, Italian Spiderman will kill Santa.


INSIDE THE DRAGON

Production Photo: A Landrover, series 3 short wheelbase w/ optional Henchgoons.



As an extra special treat celebrating the final two epic episodes (epicsodes?), we present to you the 3rd piece of genius in a series of genius.

Comic Cover: stunningly created by our own personal Ghandi: Danilo Beyruth


Danilo's blog: http://www.evilking.net

We love you Danilo. We put our lips to our palms and blow you a romantic internet kiss. Look out, there's tongue in there...


ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE LEFT IN ITALIAN SPIDERMAN PART ONE!
What will you do without your weekly hit of Italian Spideraction? Die I bet.
This coming final episode will hurt your brain with it's epic epic-ness.

Stay tuned Italian Spiderlovers, for
ITALIAN SPIDERMAN PART ONE FINALE!
NEXT WEEK - JULY 24!

kisses

UPDATE: Fixed my retarded miss-naming of Landrover. I'm sorry Mr Rover. Always feel free to correct me when I've made some mistake folks. Sure you'll be banned from the internet and everyone will hate you forever, but won't you feel smart!

8 comments:

jaketheelf said...

Where did you get all those prop guns? They look so good yet Australia is so restrictive.

Loved the new episode, by the way. Never fails to entertain

A Mammal said...

Land-Cruiser eh? I know it's a rather petty thing to pick on but, hey, we love our landies.
Landrover, series 3 short wheelbase.

hoojoe said...

Italian Spiderman has got to be the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Santero Delcolmo said...

¡Extrañaremos a Bernardi!

we don't know said...

oh man cant wait for part 2!
you guys are great!

Mr. Negative said...

Respecto Italian Spiderman! You guys should have a "design a villian" contest and then have him appear in an episode. It would be a cool way to connect with the fans, man!

André Peniche said...

I've been watching Italian Spiderman since the first Episode. It is really great, the idea, the whole plot and the comic scenes... Everything is great!
I'm a photographer here is Brazil, it would be really great to make still pictures of the movie, it is a pity that we are so far away!
Keep the great job!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, i'm from Italy and I don't speak English.
I'll hope you release a DVD of Italian Spiderman.
you Guys ROCK!!!


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